It is Resurrect Romance Week, minions, and I am right here to high school you within the methods of wooing-with-cake.
Belief me, there are many methods you’ll be able to warmth issues up with a little bit frosting, IF you already know what I imply. Eh? ::eyebrow waggle:: EH? ::elbow nudge::
Oh, whoops. Fallacious cake.
Grasp on.
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Aha! Right here we go:
As a result of nothing says, “My secret backyard is a HOOT” fairly like a plastic owl censor dot.
(Additionally there is a “self-rising flower” joke in right here SOMEWHERE, I simply understand it.)
Or, if you wish to be rather less delicate about it:
“That is our state”? Suuuuure it’s, fellas. However solely typically, proper? Like, not when it is chilly?
(Oh, c’mon, take a look at these faces. They see it, too.)
Perhaps you are available in the market for one thing that tells your important squeeze you are on this for the lengthy haul, however in a approach that is much less sappy and extra serial-killer:
I might save this for AFTER your weekend get-away on the cabin, although. In any other case you may be chasing them via the woods with a chainsaw attempting to clarify how the chainsaw is just for landscaping and all these bottles within the basement are simply ketchup, honey, sincere! …and it will be a complete factor.
After all actions communicate louder than phrases, and there is a minimum of one motion I do know that is assured to have you ever howling for Romance week:
Yep, yep, yep. Good occasions with a bag of frozen peas.
(That is alleged to say “boys,” btw, however you catch my non-drift.)
Because of Katie P., Pamela R., Anony M., Meghan C. & Stephanie C., who know that “frozen peas” joke is what separates the boys from the Bays.
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The “I Child You Not” shirt is my favourite:
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
