It has been a tough [checks calendar] 5+ years, minions, so this week I obtained to pondering:
Why not add extra clowns?
You realize, grumpy clowns:
Homicide clowns:
Clowns with no face pores and skin:
Useless clowns…
… who’re on hearth…
Clowns who appear like they’re made out of meat:
And naturally, clowns who need you to come back play with them:
Endlessly and ever.
And eventually, whereas I do not know what’s occurring with these two, they provide off an actual “stranded within the ocean on a life raft for 2 weeks and now misplaced in contemplation of the approaching cannibalistic battle” vibe, which appears to suit as we speak’s theme:
“You are going down, Bozo.”
“That enormous nostril of yours has squeaked for the final time, Mr. Piddles.“
::sounds of rubber chickens thwacking commences::
Because of Keith R., WFAA TV, April S., Emma Okay., McKenzie R., Felicia L., & Pam G. for filling these large, large sneakers.
*****
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