It is time for one more one in every of our chats, bakers. You already know, those the place I give well-reasoned arguments for why you should not wreck issues, and also you utterly ignore me?
You are like my cats, solely armed with piping baggage as a substitute of hairballs.
No, Professor Fluffypants, no!
Nonetheless, so long as I preserve lecturing Suki and Eva on correct puke placement (“The tile! AIM FOR THE TILE!“) I could as nicely preserve tilting at this specific windmill.
SO… zebra stripes.
(By Sherry O)
These are zebra stripes, bakers.
Whereas these:
…are sperm.
I level this out as a result of a whole lot of you appear to confuse the 2:
…and no person desires sperm on their birthday cake, you guys.
NOBODY.
Nope.
No, thanks.
Nuh-uh.
What the…?
OH COME ON.
(Who let Professor Fluffypants in right here?)
Backside line, bakers: subsequent time somebody asks for zebra stripes, DON’T USE BUTTERCREAM.
Use an airbrush as a substitute!
See?
MUUUUCH higher.
Due to Laurie P., Barb, Lauren M., Elizabeth, Amber G., Holly C., D’andra B., Courtney G., & Jana W. for exhibiting us what’s black and white and wrecked throughout.
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