Listed here are a couple of ideas for making the “good” doll cake.
– That is completely acceptable for a Groom’s Cake:
No, actually. She’s acquired panties on, so it is cool.
– When making a doll gown cake, go for icing colours each little woman loves:
Particularly, the colours of despair and gnawing ennui.
– In case your doll wants a bodice, make sure you pipe one thing modern and delicate:
– And when you’re at it, attempt to make the cake half look extra like a skirt, and fewer like an alien egg devouring the promenade queen in a B-rated horror film.
“Oh, Trevor, why did we go skinny-dipping in that cemetery at midnight? WHYYYYY??”
– If gown muffins are too intimidating, bear in mind there’s at all times this possibility:
Simply hold it stylish, minions.
(Good grief, it is like that bottle of tequila has by no means seen a Barbie upchuck earlier than. I imply, good day, private area, Jose!)
Hey, keep in mind that traumatizing tunnel scene within the authentic Willy Wonka?
Fairly positive that is the cake model:
There isn’t any earthly method of realizing
How a lot flotsam they have been throwing
There isn’t any realizing the place we’re going
Or any signal the wrecks are slowing!
Oh wait, that is not likely a tip, is it? Hmm. Ah, okay, I’ve acquired one:
– Do not do that.
I ought to warn you: this subsequent tip contains a Barbie cake that isn’t professionally made. I repeat, NOT professionally made. However as a public service, I really feel I’ve to share it anyway.
– By no means ask your drunk roommate to make you a Barbie cake:
“Let’s mild this candle, b**ches!!”
(It made me snort. WHAT.)
However to exit on an expert notice:
– No one places Barbie in a nook.
She’ll simply sit there. Ready. And watching.
Proper, that is it for me! Y’all sleep effectively tonight.
Because of Erica D., Stephanie H., Bridget B., Kristie S., Lori, Luise D., Criss N., & Sarah W. for each the wide-eyed nightmare gasoline and ALL the sprinkles. ALL OF THEM.
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P.S. In the present day’s product had me at “Hardcore Bathroom For Wrestling Motion Figures”
Hardcore Bathroom For Wrestling Motion Figures
So how do you wrestle an motion determine with a bathroom? No thought. However going by all the client overview images, that is Barbie’s #1 option to barf sprinkles into.
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