Ahh, flip-flops. The quintessential, obligatory summer season footwear of summer-dwelling individuals who even have toes.
Look intently. You are about to neglect what these appear like.
Right here in Florida, you would be onerous pressed to seek out an individual NOT sporting flip-flops proper now. That is as a result of we’re really required to have a minimal of 6 pairs every, together with an annual cross to Disney World, a full keg of OJ, and a sickly pale non-tan that helps us differentiate one another from the vacationers.
However, I digress.
Naturally, bakers are RIGHT ON TRACK with the floppy flip sole practice:
By providing us noticed pickles.
(CHOOCHOO, MOFOS)
And lei-wearing bam-hammers.
And… uh… [reaching desperately] Pikachu smears?
And…
OH COME ON
[evil, deadpan glare]
Wrecky minions, it’s with solely the best horrified amusement that I announce the flip-flop CCC (patooie!) has formally warped past all recognition. I provide you with…
The Tadpole Ghosts of Flops Previous.
Relaxation in items, wrecky flops. Relaxation in items.
Because of Alexis H., Kris Okay., Rebecca Okay., Danielle H., Tina, & Zakiya P. for toeing the road.
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Y’all. These fish are flip-flops (fish-flops?), and persons are RAVING about them within the critiques, and I do not know what’s taking place anymore, and I am just a little scared:
I really like that they depart “fishprints” as you stroll, although. Ha!
They arrive in 5 different colours, in case you want your fish footwear to be extra sensible. Which is a sentence I by no means imagined myself writing again in faculty.
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And since it’s a really related put up from my different weblog, Epbot:
