Fall is formally upon us right here in Florida, as evidenced by the very fact that it is a blustery 78 levels exterior tonight. (Don’t be concerned; I’ve already damaged out the scarves, sweaters, furry boots, and electrical blanket, simply to be secure.)
The opposite means you may inform it is Fall, although – moreover all of the Floridians in snowsuits – is the fall-tastical choices in our nation’s bakeries:
It is a…um…leaf.
I feel.
Theoretically I KNOW this is not a Can-Can dancer lifting her skirts, however darned if I can see anything.
As a result of nothing says, “MMAAAUUUURGGHHH!!!” like a Hay Beast with peek-a-boo breasticles.
(HAY-O!)
Effectively, besides possibly the Bell-Bottomed Scare Bear of Perpetual Perplexity:
He is Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Stayin’ Alive.
Oooh, and in case your birthday occurs to fall throughout Fall, then you definately even have these enjoyable choices:
Due to this cake and John’s alarmingly complete data of slang phrases, I now know that “nut” can be a verb.
I do not advocate trying it up.
Here is one for our pyromaniac followers:
My deer, you’re on FIRE tonight!
Additionally, I feel I might have that lump checked out. Simply sayin’.
And eventually, this bakery helpfully reminds us that Fall is “Harevet Time”
So get these bunnies in for his or her yearly check-ups ASAP, hear?
Due to Kiki, Nancy M., Addie H., Sarah T., Bevin, Tanya S., & Shelley for the good journeys.
