Somebody…
is watching:
Nevertheless it’s not Santa.
He could possibly be in your basement.
He could possibly be in your room.
However most certainly…
HE’S IN YOUR BAKERY.
“Food plan soda? You understand how unhealthy that stuff is for you?”
So run, run, run, as quick as you’ll be able to:
As a result of these snowmen:
are out
FOR BLOOD:
[Wilhelm scream]
There will be FIGHTS:
“Put ’em up, ya frosted flake!”
There can be PUNS:
“A-HA! Who’s disarmed now, bee-yotch??”
And HEADS will ROLL:
“Little assist right here?”
“We’ll chew your legs off!”
However principally…
there’ll…
be…
TERROR.
At the least till the recent cocoa is prepared.
Then these suckers are goin’ DOWN.
Due to Adria P., Mark H., Anony M., Cheyenne A., Jessie T., Andi L., Vanessa M., Bethany S., Tom B., and Dyan B., who’re stockpiling flame throwers, simply in case. (And don’t fret, guys; I will carry the marshmallows!)
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I simply discovered probably the most delightfully wacky reward: it is a build-your-own-snowman that slowly melts at room temperature, so you’ll be able to maintain rebuilding it again and again:
“Let It Soften!” Snowman Package
You’ll want to browse the client images on this one, they seem to be a riot. 😛
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
