I’ll now illustrate the primary 7 phases of getting a sinus an infection… utilizing monkey muffins.
Like ya do.
Stage 1) Hey, my head type of hurts – however I am positive all the pieces’s fiiiiiine.
Watch me do some unbelievable leg stretches!
Stage 2) Wow, this headache is getting notably stabby.
…very similar to this banana.
Stage 3) I by no means knew eyebrows may scream.
Stage 4) I can not hear you. Are there cupcakes stuffed in my ears? It appears like there are cupcakes stuffed in my ears. Large ones. With glass shard sprinkles.
I will simply smile and nod when individuals speak any longer.
Stage 5) MY HEAD IS FILLED WITH CONCRETE AND EVERYTHING HURTS DON’T TALK TO ME DON’T LOOK AT ME JUST BRING ME MORE HOT TEA ARRRRGNNNGGGRAAAAAAAR!
Stage 6)
[sound of a menthol vaporizer chugging steam while Star Trek reruns play in the background]
[…..]
Drooly, a vacant stare, & closely medicated.
Yep, seems to be about proper.
Due to Anony M., Donna L., Sue S., Ellen M., Alison S., & Angela J. I will inform ya what stage 7 is as soon as I get there, guys.
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P.S. Want a humorous Secret Santa reward? Then LOOK NO FURTHER:
I can not imagine nobody has employed me to be their private shopper but.
