Keep in mind when there was a dust-up over whether or not or not our astrology indicators have modified? Betrayal, bewilderment, boredom…there was a veritable gamut of feelings working wild.
Thankfully, I’ve been assured that my not being a Taurus is complete bull. Whew! Nevertheless, only for enjoyable, let’s check out these “new” indicators and the way they could have modified our lives eternally.
Or…not.
Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Capricorns are identified to be obedient and devoted. For those who ask a Capricorn to do one thing, you may be certain it’s going to get accomplished…
…actually.
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Aquarius is represented by water, which inserts this signal’s artistic, “free circulation” character.
“That’ll be $28.95, please.”
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Pisces is an emotional but beneficiant signal. These selfless people will give till it hurts.
Or till they run out of room.
Aries: April 18 – Could 13
Very like their image the ram, Aries are fearless creatures. They forge boldly forward, letting no man, beast…
…or periwinkle border stand of their method.
Taurus: Could 13- June 21
Taurus is an indication that by no means backs down. This cussed bull will stand her floor by all of life’s challenges.
“Look, the writing on the order type says ‘Blinday.’ END OF STORY.”
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Gemini is commonly of two minds, ready to select till the final minute.
When it is over she’ll know if she will write “pleased” or not.
Most cancers: July 20 – Aug. 10
Cancers are rooted up to now, house and fireplace. You’ll be able to belief a Most cancers to feed you, mom you, clear you, feed you, love you…
…and feed you.
After which possibly eat you.
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Leos are very bold – capturing for the celebs, taking over giant tasks, and typically getting in over their heads.
Or King Tut’s, because the case could also be.
Virgo: Sept. 16 – Oct. 30
You’ll be able to at all times depend on the dependable Virgo to ship regular, constant outcomes.
That is extra of a advantage in the event that they know how one can spell.
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Libra has a transparent moral sense, and is at all times a good and neutral choose. Nevertheless, Libra additionally craves communication and loves a chance to show her intelligence.
Sure, thanks, Libra.
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Sharp-shooter Scorpio has no downside telling it like it’s. Scorpio is sincere, direct, and lays every part out in black and white.
Scorpio is normally free most Saturday nights.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20
Nothing can decelerate a carefree Sagittarius. Her spontaneity and drive hold issues enjoyable and fascinating:
…and in addition coated in SPRINKLES!!! Wheeee!
Wreckiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Wreckiuchus likes to cover in plain sight, usually going years earlier than revealing himself to these closest to him.
Some skeptics say Wreckiuchus would not truly exist, however should you cross your eyes and stare actually arduous, we predict you will get the message.
The message being that you simply look fairly foolish along with your eyes crossed, in fact.
Due to Kailee M., Sarah C., Maggie B., Jinglei, Aaron, Jordan F., Niloufer R., Anony M., Heather & Mikki, Katie O., Elizabeth, Stina, & Valerie M., who ought to all look earlier than they leap, make the most of sudden windfalls, and discover new alternatives immediately. After which possibly purchase their favourite bloggers a snack. (We like Bugles.)
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These truffles are so unhealthy I really feel compelled to depart you with one thing fairly. So, BEHOLD:
Leafeal Zodiac Constellation Necklaces
OooOOoooh. Every one is made with the corresponding birthstone, click on to see the remainder.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
