Edible paper. Edible paper. EDIBLE PAPER!! Amaze your folks! Astound your coworkers! All you want is…EDIBLE PAPER!!!
(The next message is dropped at you by the Nationwide Board of Edible Paper and Non-edible Infants.)
Hey there, baker! Lonely sheet truffles received ya down?
[defeated trombone slide]
No worries. Now you’ll be able to flip this:
“Boo! That is so BORING and PHOTOLESS!”
…Into THIS!
“Wow! Is that paper? You could EAT??”
Sure, it’s! And now your bakery could make actuallytrillionsof {dollars} with a bit assist from this fabulous product, referred to as…
EDIBLE PAPER!!!
With Edible Paper (and our conveniently included automobile clip-art starter pack), you’ll be able to…
Reduce prices!
—What higher, less expensive approach is there to rejoice a bride-to-be’s journey than with…
…leisure automobile clip-art?
With just a few roses and a stick determine bride, this bathe cake is able to roll!
Save time!
—Why waste treasured hours fumbling with piping luggage when it takes solely a second to hit “Print?”
And it is nonetheless simply as significant.
It is EASY!
—No creative expertise? No downside!! Hearts are tough to attract, however an edible hearse is only a keystroke away!
Demise turns into it!
Sure, with Edible Paper, you might be solely restricted by your Creativeness*!
*Creativeness clip-art packs bought individually.
Now, do not put away that “Everlasting Relaxation” photograph pack simply but; when a buyer asks you to “simply make it good ,” it is actually your time to shine!
You’ll be able to relaxation in peace figuring out your buyer is pleased.
Do you’re keen on fried rooster? I imply, LOVE find it irresistible? However not a lot that you just wish to eat something that truly tastes like fried rooster? You then’re in luck!
It is finger lickin’ nice!
Edible Paper!
EDIBLE PAPER!
EDIBLE PAPER!!!
Edible Paper. Reworking your child bathe truffles from this…
Into this:
You are welcome.
Because of Susan H., Liana E., Nathan S., Dana H., Taryn, Kerry M., Adam D., Wendy M., Mollie B., who assume these truffles look fairly tearable.
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P.S. You already know what’s higher than edible paper? EDIBLE CHEESE PAPER:
Prank Present Field: Cheese Printer
No, it isn’t an actual cheese printer (booo), however with these prank present packing containers you may make your family and friends THINK it’s. There’s additionally an “ear wax candle package” and an particularly merciless 12,000 piece puzzle field of a strong blue sky. DASTARDLY.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot: