NOTE: These muffins could have been meant for youngsters, however the commentary isn’t. Double entendres forward!
Do you ever get the sensation that sure bakers are as much as some…er…monkey enterprise?
I believe this monkey lacks a sure…enchantment.
I imply, perhaps it is simply me, nevertheless it looks as if some of as we speak’s wreckerators are getting downright…
…nutty.
(I had two totally different readers ship in two totally different footage of this cookie cake, btw. See?)
There’s one thing sort of superior about having a pair of photographs of a pair of…um…pink blobby issues.
(Swinging plums? Low riders? Crown jewels? Man tonsils? Pant Potatoes? Scroto Baggins? Okay, web, you have earned your maintain tonight.)
Oh, and I *assume* they had been going for a coronary heart. Possibly. And earlier than you ask, no, the baker shouldn’t be sacked, as a result of that is far too entertaining.
I am positive a few of you could assume I am being unfair. Nicely, to not fear, wreckerators; you will get your day in courtroom.
Simply no dribbling, please.
There is a sure bakery chain (which shall proceed to Stay Anonymous) that has a somewhat curious carrot cake design. It appears like this:
You guys have despatched me a bunch of examples, so I can guarantee you: this actually is how the cake comes:
So my query is that this: if all of us sat round discussing the failings of this explicit design, would that make it a circle jerk?
[Bah-dum-BAH!]
And whereas I am being inquisitive, bakers, I’ve obtained to ask: do your wrecks ALWAYS should appear like dongs?
o.0
Okay, by no means thoughts.
Please convey the ding dongs again.
Due to Carrie C., Beth M., Rachael, Becca S., Nick D., Michelle W., & Richard for taking a agency stance on as we speak’s wrecks. And for the excuse to put in writing “pants potatoes.”
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P.S. For some cause these appear applicable as we speak:
Wine Condoms
Don’t be concerned; they’re on your wine, not your wang. (Which actually ought to be their promoting jingle. CALL ME, WINE CONDOM PEOPLE.)
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
