At this time I believed it would be good to go over the 5 primary;… “punctuation” guidelines.
Bakers, listen.
Rule #1: Typically intervals, query marks, and exclamation factors are necessary.
And so they normally go on the finish of the sentence.
(However what if it is not mine?)
Rule #2: Commas. Use them.
Except you really personal an ass quitter.
Additionally notice that the phrase “comma” can generally sound like “karma.”
Simply FYI.
Rule #3: Apostrophe’s. Positive. Why not.
(And that is the FIXED model…)
Rule #4: When doubtful, throw in some further exclamation marks.
What you lack in competency you’ll be able to all the time make up for with enthusiasm.
Or, if you happen to’re REALLY confused, strive some ellipses!
Eh?!
And eventually:
Rule #5: Citation Marks Are For Sarcasm, NOT EMPHASIS.
If it helps, simply think about Dr. Evil saying the bit you set in quotes.
Yep, simply observe these 5 easy guidelines, and you will be wonderful.
“Promise.”
Due to Terry H., Mel P., Shawn G., Kate A., Chrissie G., Ebony M., Megan H., Christina M., Norma Jean, Andrea P., & Sarah V. for the additional dose of eeee-vil.
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