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Thursday, November 21, 2024

The Air(brush)ing Of Grievances


In response to my calendar, minions, that is the week we’re supposed to put in writing our letters to Santa. Which is smart if you concentrate on it; Santa wants time to seek out or make our stuff (screen-accurate Keep Puft costumes do not simply develop on bushes), after which our postal system wants time to type, manhandle, smash, and in the end lose our letters ’til subsequent Spring.

So yeah, the deadline’s looming, and I am fairly certain I do know what most wreckerators might be asking Santa for. Be at liberty to sing alongside!

Ahem hem hem.

Santa child, 

Slip an airbrush below the tree

For me

So I can provide it a whirl

Santa child, and hurry down the chimney tonight!

Santa child, one which does some polka dots, too

No clue

Tips on how to use this factor, pricey

 Santa child, so hurry up and convey one tonight!

 

 Consider all of the clean spots I missed

(So boring!)

 

I hear the key is within the wrist:

(YAAAS)
 

 Subsequent yr I may wreck all of them

 When you’ll test off my Christmas record!

Woo!

Santa child, forgot to say one little factor

This stings

However nobody will get my true artwork!

Santa child, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry up and let me me wreck proper

Because of Rose, Shannon Okay., Rhiannon M., Jocklyn W., Anna D., Kara R., Laura M., & Lori M. for realizing an actual turkey when she sees one.

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And for these of you who have not already activated full Christmas mode, take a look at this candy Autumn skirt!

DressStore A-Line Skirt With Pockets

 It is coated in pumpkins and owls and flying mushrooms – and it has pockets. ‘NUFF SAID.

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And from my different weblog, Epbot:

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