Gina’s birthday is the 4th of July, so final week her hubby John ordered a patriotic cake for the event. The bakery had a number of jars of plastic decorations sitting round, so John pointed at one and requested the bakers to place “a few of these stars within the jar” on the cake.
Which… they sort of did?
Oy, what a crock.
In the meantime, within the extra simple camp:
NAILED IT.
Neither of which may examine to that heartfelt sentiment that thrills every of us to our very core:
I am certain that is code for, “You are the Apple of my eye,” Carrie.
Because of John W., Margaret S., & Carrie V. for being our digital Mac Daddy.
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In the identical spirit of those muffins, here is a strategy to both praise somebody unenthusiastically OR deal with a hunk of sandstone:
For simply $15, you’ll be able to go away your pals and family members with that exact thriller… and on the identical time, guarantee they’re going to by no means once more take your items for granite.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
